PAPPU AND Teacher Joke Double Meaning

LADY TEACHER To PAPPU:
.
Wo Kya Hai Jo COW K Paas Chaar Aur
Mere pas Do Hai ??
.

PAPPU :- " MADAM LEGS,
.
MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jo Tumhare PANT
Me Hai Aur Mere PATICOAT Me Nahi..
.
PAPPU :- " POCKET
.
MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jo Din Me Lene K
Bajay RAAT Ko BISTAR Par Lete Hai,
.
PAPPU :- " NEEND
.
MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jo LADKI 1st Time
Karwane Par Jor Se Chillati Hai,
.
PAPPU :- " KAAN Me CHHED,
.
MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jiske AAdha Jane Par
DARD Hota Hai Par Pura Jane Par Accha
Lagta Hai,
.
PAPPU :- " HATHO Me KANGAN
.
MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jiske Paas Ho to
HAATH Me Pakad Kar Hilata Hai,
Aur
Jiske Paas Na Ho To UNGLI Daal K Hilata
Hai,
.
PAPPU :- "TOOTH BRUSH"
.
Tum Bhi PAPPU Ki Tarah Apni NIYAT SAAF
Rakho.. 

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